25 August 2006 >>
A woman with an unfortunate surname, Kola Boof, says that—for a while—she was Osama bin Laden’s “sex slave.” And if
her story in Page Six is any indication, our man of Allah may in fact be a closeted fan of
cheesy reality TV:
“He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”
[...]
Boof says bin Laden couldn’t stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. “He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”
“[He would say] how beautiful she is,” Boof claims, “what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed.
“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name,” Boof writes.
Let’s see, here we learn that our lovelorn terrorist is obsessed with a trashy pop diva, he reads Star magazine, and he “reads” Playboy.
Maybe we are winning the culture war against radical Islam.
