Last month, I noted a report that the Danish government pays for prostitutes to have sex with disabled citizens. Well, that’s not quite enough for Torben Hansen, whose limited mobility means that his sexual servants must make house-calls. But that also means that he faces higher hooker bills than if could get to a brothel himself, and those extra fees are apparently not covered by the Danish government.

According to the BBC, Hansen “believes his local authority should pay the extra charge he incurs when he hires a sex worker”:

“I want them to cover the extra expenses for the prostitutes to get here, because it’s a lot more expensive getting them to come to my home rather than me going to a brothel,” Mr Hansen told BBC World Service’s Outlook programme.

“It’s a necessity for me. I can’t move very well, and it’s impossible for me to go there.”

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“It’s unfair to deny people with disabilities the right to a sex life,” he added.

Hey, isn’t it unfair to deny anyone the right to a sex life? If so, then we have an interesting new opportunity for personal injury lawsuits. Get turned down by a pretty girl at a bar? Sue her! She stifled your right to a sex life!

I wish I’d thought of this years ago...