With life as hectic as it is these days, it’s sometimes difficult to find the time to sit down and write your own witty protest sign slogans. That’s why the good folks at The People’s Cube created the Progressive Truth Generator. Plug in the name of your favorite right-wing oppressor (or request a generic denunciation), and out spits a scathing condemnation of your target complete with all the necessary buzzwords.

I tried it myself:

Evan, you are a cold-hearted racist because you think the Founding Fathers contributed something positive to humankind!

Pretty accurate.