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Caution, kids! Any form of playing and/or having fun can scratch you or poke an eye out.

In the not-too-distant-future, safety advocates, trial lawyers, the government, and insurance companies will conspire to ensure that all citizens are shrouded in bubble wrap and suspended by bungee cords from the ceiling of a padded room, to ensure maximum safety.