Yesterday, a speech by President Bush was interrupted by protesters shouting “We won’t fight your racist war!” That made me think, it would be nice if all future terrorist attacks against the United States were to be conducted by Western European nations—they are the oppressors, after all, as any studious college freshman...I mean “first-year student” will tell you—so that we can fight our attackers without being called racists. There would also be a nice side-benefit: protesters like these will have to find a new slogan to use in their demonstrations.